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Saved By The Bell Trivia
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We here at semiuseful have concluded the reason we can't retain new information is because our brains are already occupied by useless (albeit awesome) knowledge fed to us in our youth.
One of the worst/best offenders is the Saved by the Bell series, which ran from 1989 to 1993 but still to this day sucks up our mornings with its reruns on TBS. Below is a list of questions, divided by difficulty—we're ignoring The College Years because everyone knows that didn't count.
BASIC SAVED BY THE BELL KNOWLEDGE:
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What was the show's original name?
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In what state was the show originally set?
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What was the name of Screech's robot?
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What chocolate-covered insect did Zack give Mr. Belding?
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What was Jessie's stepbrother's name?
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How did Jessie's stepbrother blackmail Zack into giving up his locker?
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What was the name of the gang's summer boss?
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What were the side effects of Screech's miracle acne cream?
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Who was the C-List actress who played Screech's girlfriend, Violet?
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Why did Zack get weird after meeting a girl from the Teen Help-Line?
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What psychological method did Zack employ for Kelly to choose him as his Valentine's date?
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What was the name of Kelly, Lisa and Jessie's girl band?
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What was the name of the pot-smoking anti-drug spokesman?
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What did Valley put in Screech's mascot uniform to try to make him lose the cheering competition?
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Who was the true class valedictorian?
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What does A.C. stand for?
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What did Zack's friends give him to sabotage him from winning the new school anthem competition?
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Who ultimately won the new school anthem competition?
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On which song was the new school anthem based?
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What did Screech and Slater create in entrepreneurial class?
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What was broken while Screech's parents were out of town?
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What was the name of Screech's parents' dog?
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What was the name of the club where Kelly discovered Jeff cheating on her?
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What dance was named after Lisa during the dance-off at The Max?
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Why didn't Jessie want to enter the dance-off with a certain boy?
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What power did Screech get after being struck by lightening?
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What was Mr. Belding's newborn wrapped in during the earthquake?
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What is Jessie's most infamous caffeine-fueled speech?
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What was Screech's talent in the beauty pageant?
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Fill in the second half of Screech's marketing motto for his popular spaghetti sauce "The sauce you can have, but the secret _____________________."
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What famous child star played Screech's money-grubbing girlfriend in the spaghetti sauce episode?
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What did Screech use the sauce proceeds to buy her?
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What was the final answer on a radio show for a trip to Hawaii that Mr. Belding ended up winning after busting Zack for skipping out on detention?
BONUS ROUND
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What was the name of Violet's boyfriend before Screech?
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What was the name of the boy Jessie spent senior skip day with?
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What story did Kelly tell while teaching hula dance?
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What was the name of the hotel the gang worked at in Hawaii?
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What song did Kelly sing in the beauty pageant?
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What did Zack's senior prom banner say? Why did it say this?
IF-YOU-GET-THIS-YOU'RE-PATHETIC ROUND
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What three methods did Screech use to try and unlock Mr. Belding's office during the earthquake?
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What was the name of the popstar who kissed Zack (both real and stage)?
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What was the name of the tribe that thought Screech was their savior?
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What was Kelly and Zack's number on the jukebox at The Max?
Special thanks goes out to Kelly for spending her $900/semester psychology course dreaming up 80 percent of this SBTB trivia.